FAQ's
Where We Print (Because Apparently Everyone Cares Now)
Yeah, we're based in the US. And yeah, we actually print our shirts here too revolutionary concept, we know. We've got printers in Florida and Texas doing the heavy lifting so you can feel patriotic about your sarcastic t-shirt purchase.
Do you ship internationally?
Not yet. We're working on it, but for now we're keeping it domestic. Sorry, rest-of-the-world, you'll have to find your own way to broadcast your exhaustion and general reluctance to participate.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?
Yep. Once we ship your stuff, you'll get an email with a tracking number so you can obsessively refresh the page and watch your package make its way across the country. You know, like a normal person who definitely has other things to do but chooses to do this instead.
What materials are your products made of?
The good stuff. Our tees are soft, comfy, and durable enough to survive whatever chaos you're coordinating today. They won't fall apart in the wash or make you itch like that one sweater from your aunt in 1992.
Exact materials vary by item because we're not monsters who make everything exactly the same, but you can find all the riveting fabric details on each product page. Thrilling reading, we promise.