What You're Actually Getting

Look, we're not going to bore you with every technical detail like you're studying for a fabric exam. Here's what matters:

The T-Shirts are made with 100% ring-spun cotton (except the heather colors, which have some polyester mixed in because that's how colors work). They're lightweight at 4.5 oz, so you won't overheat, but substantial enough that they're actual shirts. Classic fit, crew neck, tear-away label so you're not scratching at your neck all day like a dog with fleas.

The Hoodies are a medium-weight 8.0 oz blend of 50% cotton, 50% polyester—warm enough for actual cold weather, soft enough that you'll want to live in it. Classic fit, pouch pocket for your hands/phone/snacks, color-matched drawcord, double-lined hood, and yeah, also a tear-away label because we're consistent like that.

The Ethical Stuff (if you care, and you should): All our cotton is ethically grown in the USA. Gildan's part of the US Cotton Trust Protocol, which means they're not running sweatshops or destroying the planet. The dyes are OEKO-TEX certified with low environmental impact, so you can feel slightly less guilty about buying more stuff you don't technically need.

Fabric Blend Fine Print (for the detail-obsessed):

• Heather tees: 35% cotton, 65% polyester
• Sport Grey/Antique tees: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Graphite Heather tees: 50/50 split
• Heather Sport hoodies: 60% polyester, 40% cotton

There. Now you know everything.